Three poems for intro trips

Picton Intro trip!

There once was a trip down the picken

We had buckets of rain, josh was sicken

Had lots fun

Despite the rain there was sun

The barbecue commenced real quicken

Josh loves the Derwent

The weather was damn bloody hot

The flow was real slow

Aausages were ate

Punters transformed into mate

Middle intro done!

Day break called as we reached the sheds

Everyone assembled,

Rivers were calling, though only the Derwent

Willows lined the bank

Energetic punters filled the boats

Nitrates filled our throats

Turbulent rapids we chased, attacking the river with haste

Ruthless wrestling insurd with Tony crowned the forever victor (no one in his weight class)

Inching towards the end we enjoyed floating and conversation

Vertical spinning and flipping of rafts

Equally well did we clean and pack away the gear

River Derwent in the sun, may we please enjoy your fun!